{"id":1558,"date":"2013-11-13T05:57:36","date_gmt":"2013-11-13T05:57:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.peaksalesrecruiting.comblog\/sales-recruiter-humor\/"},"modified":"2015-05-04T19:42:46","modified_gmt":"2015-05-04T19:42:46","slug":"sales-recruiter-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/blog\/sales-recruiter-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Sales Recruiting Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img alt=\"Sales Recruiter Humor \" class=\"alignright wp-image-6607 size-full\" decoding=\"async\" fetchpriority=\"high\" height=\"266\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" src=\"https:\/\/media.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/ID-100215393.jpg?strip=all\" srcset=\"https:\/\/media.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/ID-100215393.jpg?strip=all 400w, https:\/\/www.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/1_ID-100215393-300x200.jpg 300w\" title=\"Sales Recruiter Humor | Peak Sales Recruiting\" width=\"400\"\/>I heard this joke a couple of days ago and thought it was worth passing along:<\/p>\n<p><strong>HR Rep:<\/strong> Here is a stack of resumes for your open sales position.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hiring Manager:\u00a0<\/strong>Can you please show me the good resumes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>HR Rep:<\/strong>\u00a0Here you go. [hands over a dozen resumes]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hiring Manager: \u00a0<\/strong>[Takes the resumes and throws six of them in a waste basket, then hands the other six back to the HR Rep] I will interview these six.<\/p>\n<p><strong>HR Rep: <\/strong>What about the ones you just threw away??!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hiring Manager: <\/strong>They were unlucky and I don\u2019t hire unlucky sales people.<\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<p>Note \u2013 The joke above sounds ridiculous, but if we are honest we have to accept that luck is a big part of sales success. Fortunately, luck is often not happenstance. The rep that works consistently hard and smart, will create more good luck .<\/p>\n<p>Image Courtesy of stockimages | freedigitalphotos.net<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p> relpost-thumb-wrapper <\/p>\n<div class=\"relpost-thumb-wrapper\"><!-- filter-class --><\/p>\n<div class=\"relpost-thumb-container\">\n<h3>Related posts<\/h3>\n<div style=\"clear: both\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both\"><\/div>\n<p><!-- relpost-block-container --><\/p>\n<div class=\"relpost-block-container\"><a class=\"relpost-block-single\" href=\"https:\/\/www.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/blog\/san-jose-sales-hiring-report\/\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"relpost-custom-block-single\" style=\"width: 150px; height: 215px;\">\n<div aria-label=\"San Jose Sales Recruiting\" class=\"relpost-block-single-image\" role=\"img\" style=\"background: transparent url(https:\/\/media.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/San-Jose-Sales-Recruiting-150x150.jpg?strip=all&w=1920) no-repeat scroll 0% 0%; width: 150px; height: 150px;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"relpost-block-single-text\" style=\"font-family: ProximaNova, sans-serif;;  font-size: 15px;  color: #6eba57;\">San Jose&#8217;s Sales Hiring Landscape<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/a><a class=\"relpost-block-single\" href=\"https:\/\/www.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/blog\/joseph-joseph-success-story\/\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"relpost-custom-block-single\" style=\"width: 150px; height: 215px;\">\n<div aria-label=\"Joseph Joseph Sales Recruiter\" class=\"relpost-block-single-image\" role=\"img\" style=\"background: transparent url(https:\/\/media.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Joseph-Joseph-150x150.png?strip=all&w=1920) no-repeat scroll 0% 0%; width: 150px; height: 150px;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"relpost-block-single-text\" style=\"font-family: ProximaNova, sans-serif;;  font-size: 15px;  color: #6eba57;\">Joseph Joseph Drives Double Digit Growth Through US Sales Leader<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/a><a class=\"relpost-block-single\" href=\"https:\/\/www.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/blog\/employee-referral-programs-is-your-next-sales-rep-just-one-connection-away\/\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"relpost-custom-block-single\" style=\"width: 150px; height: 215px;\">\n<div aria-label=\"Employees gathered around a computer\" class=\"relpost-block-single-image\" role=\"img\" style=\"background: transparent url(https:\/\/media.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/employee-referral-programs-150x150.png?strip=all&w=1920) no-repeat scroll 0% 0%; width: 150px; height: 150px;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"relpost-block-single-text\" style=\"font-family: ProximaNova, sans-serif;;  font-size: 15px;  color: #6eba57;\">Employee Referral Programs: Is Your Next Sales Rep Just One Connection Away?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- close relpost-block-container --><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><!-- close filter class --><\/div>\n<p> close relpost-thumb-wrapper <\/p>\n<div class=\"abh_box abh_box_down abh_box_business\">\n<ul class=\"abh_tabs\">\n<li class=\"abh_about abh_active\"><a href=\"#abh_about\">About<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"abh_posts\"><a href=\"#abh_posts\">Latest Posts<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"abh_tab_content\">\n<section class=\"vcard abh_about_tab abh_tab\" style=\"display:block\">\n<div class=\"abh_image\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" class=\"avatar avatar-80 photo\" height=\"80\" src=\"https:\/\/media.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/1cfb2152f763e6118839d97c16339339s80ampdmmamprg.png?strip=all\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/1cfb2152f763e6118839d97c16339339s160ampdmmamprg.png 2x\" width=\"80\"\/><\/div>\n<div class=\"abh_social\">\n<div style=\"clear: both; font-size:12px; font-weight:normal; width: 85px; margin: 0 0 2px auto; line-height: 20px;\">Connect:<\/div>\n<p><a class=\"abh_twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eliotburdett\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Twitter\"><\/a><a class=\"abh_google\" href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+EliotBurdettPeakSalesRecruiting?rel=author\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Google Plus\"><\/a><a class=\"abh_linkedin\" href=\"https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/in\/eliotburdett\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"LinkedIn\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"abh_text\">\n<h3 class=\"fn name\"><a class=\"url\" href=\"https:\/\/www.peaksalesrecruiting.com\/author\/eliotburdett\/\">Eliot Burdett<\/a><\/h3>\n<div class=\"abh_job\"><span class=\"title\">CEO<\/span> at <span class=\"org\">Peak Sales Recruiting<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"description note abh_description\">Before Peak, Eliot spent more than 20 years building and leading companies, where he took the lead in recruiting and managing high performance sales teams. 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